Tuesday, July 21, 2009

What did you learn at VBS?

At VBS this year, I taught the two and three year olds. .... and by taught I mean, fed and made sure they stayed alive the 4 hours a day I had them.

I did learn something though... something that isn't normally taught at Vacation Bible School.

During one of my daily 30 minute breaks, I was talking to one of the high school boys who was also working with the kids that week.

He came up me and said “Why do you wear those?”, and pointed to my wrist. (I wear black jelly bracelets)
“What my bracelets?” I asked, “Because I like them.”

He looked at me a little strangely, and said “Don’t you know what they are?”


“They are sex bracelets.”

Umm… What is a sex bracelet? I had no idea, so I pretended to freak out, and take them off, breaking one of them… and everyone around me started laughing…

So, I went home, and googled ‘sex bracelet’… like the uber nerd that I am, and what do I find…

Sex Bracelets:
“In a sexual game called snap, a boy or girl snaps or breaks a bracelet off the wearers wrist. The rules of snap can require players to do all manner of things from kissing to actual intercourse, depending upon the color of the bracelet.

Colored Jelly Bracelets Meanings
Black - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex *These are the ones I wear*
Blue - indicates oral sex performed on a guy
Clear - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants
Green - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl
Glittery Blue - is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Clear - wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part
Glittery Green - the wearer is willing to "69" Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss
Glittery Yellow - indicates kissing and hugging is acceptable
Yellow - wearer is willing to hug
Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - wearer is willing to kiss
Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance
White - wearer will flash what they have “

I wear 12 black bracelets… Apparently I am a gigantic slut, and had no idea. LOL

I debated whether or not I should keep wearing them, or maybe wear a color that was something I’d actually be willing to do, but then I thought… Well, I shouldn’t really be condoning or playing this game, and second….. I could only wear yellow, and let’s face it. Yellow is hideous.

So, I am going to just wear my bracelets… and punch any male in the face who decides to try and break one. LOL

And on another note… What in the heck is wrong with kids these days?! Slutty much?!


  1. Oh no..... I have never heard of this! YUCK! LOL, well I guess the sex bracelets and your nice boots confused them! LOL

  2. Pfft! I guess I am just a tramp! LOL